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Gary's Journal

In case you forgot how much I hate life, women, and the mall.

Created on 2002-02-17 09:03:07 (#470738), last updated 2009-10-14

877 comments received, 597 comments posted

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Name:Gary
Birthdate:11-08
Location:Jacksonville, Florida, United States
Website:Punch Your Face
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I swivel in chairs as the earth revolves, spin fast enough that time dissolves. Blurs of light and flying trees, Would you lick honey off my knees. Fuck cheese with my nutsack, Juggalos and juggalettes are fucking whack. Jesus showed me the light then stole my shoes. Not only a thief, he's the king of jews. I shot a whale with my gun, microwave hotdogs and toast my bun. Dancing in the rain as the weather changes, wiggling dog tails and mountain ranges. Upside down karate kick you in your foot, ninja power ball says Ka-poot. Racist beans mexicans sleep, eating tacos with my feet.

IM me, I'm bored.
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